Time Is Frozen
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easton-castillo:

wtfhudson:

Shamefully, yes. I’m not even kidding.

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Don’t be ashamed…it’s totally ok. We all do it. I like to throw in a few insults at myself on my alarms so that it just sits in my mind and builds up until I can no longer fall back asleep and have to get up.

easton-castillo:

I always have to set me alarm three times before I actually wake up, all over the course of two hours. 

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Do you name them too? Like, one is all ‘Wake up asshole!’ then another is ‘No, seriously…get up.’ and then you’ve got the coveted, ‘GET THE FUCK UP!’.

Or is that just me?

matteosorrentino:

wtfhudson:

That’s what I figure. But I’m sure that they had some reasoning. Benefit of the doubt, of course.

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But it is LA so it’s probably just them being pretentious douchebags. 

My bed! I’ve missed you!

kaseyjfc:

wtfhudson:

Dude, I would have been all over that. I mean, even if you get rejected you can say that you hit on Rihanna. I mean, it’s not like that’s an everyday opportunity man.

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Would’ve been a better show if you smacked him, but I guess your decision is justified.

I dunno…one of my friends lives close to the boulevard and he’s seen her down there a few times so it could happen again.

Yeah, I mean, I can’t exactly afford a new guitar so while it would’ve been satisfying I don’t quite think it would’ve been worth it.

My bed! I’ve missed you!

luxerset:

wtfhudson:

Excuses, excuses.

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My bed! I’ve missed you!

shilohflorentina:

wtfhudson:

Well, uh, I’ve never actually watched the full thing but I do know that one of them that’s in Coney Island is televised and I end up wanting to throw up within the first third seconds of them sliding hot dogs down their throat. Hm, I think I’ll stick with Hudson, I’ll be sure to meet plenty of strangers in this city anyways.

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I’ve definitely gotta get in on this. If I can’t make it as a musician, maybe I can make it as a professional eater…or whatever the hell it is that they call themselves. Good, I actually prefer Hudson over stranger.

matteosorrentino:

I thought tipping the pizza guy was common courtesy. Er, not that I’m, uh, complaining… It’d just be nice to have some gas money on a $50 bill.

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People seem to be a lot more stingy nowadays. I feel like if you’re able to afford a pizza then you’re able to spare a few bucks for the driver.

My bed! I’ve missed you!

shilohflorentina:

wtfhudson:

Go to the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Competition, I am 99.9% sure that your dream girl might be there in the crowd. Or the actual competition. It’s fine, I could’ve totally stuck with Stranger and waited to see how long that lasted. It’s nice to meet you though Hudson, I’m Shiloh.

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I’m definitely gonna try that! How often do they have these competitions? And what do you win?

I mean, you can still call me stranger if you want but either way, it’s nice to meet ya!

My bed! I’ve missed you!

shilohflorentina:

wtfhudson:

Salads do tend to get boring, especially when the girls just move their forks around and pretend to pick at it when there’s nothing really to pick at besides lettuce. Well then stranger, have you managed to find this dream girl of yours that’ll take part in this amateur food eating competitions?

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Nope! But I have the utmost faith that she’s out there somewhere. Oh, I’m sorry! I guess I forgot to introduce myself…I’ve been doin’ that a lot lately. I’m Hudson.

My bed! I’ve missed you!

luxerset:

wtfhudson:

And I want a milkshake and a billion dollars. You can’t always get what you want.

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A Kit-Kat is a lot more doable than a billion dollars though.

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